Bizz, Genitorturers written by Red
NF:  Not many people know that you joined The Genitorturers in 2003. How did
you come about joining the band and what was it about them that appealed to
you?

Bizz- Some years ago, I was in another band. I’d convinced my bandmates that
we should hire a guy named Andrew to be our drummer. He was given the nick-
name ANGEL. CHAINS of the Genitorturers played guitar with us for a few
shows, after our guitarist (Spyder) had left the band. Our band broke up around
the same time that RACCI had left the Genitorturers. Chains asked Angel to
practice with the Genitorturers. He became their new drummer. When Chains
left the band, Angel and Spyder (who happened to be Angel’s roommate at the
time) both suggested me as Chain’s replacement. I got a call from Gen and Evil
D. The rest is history. See how it all works out? It pays to be a good friend and
to have good friends. Oh, and when it comes to your instrument, it pays to
practice your ass off.
I love Alice Cooper, Deshabillz, and other visual bands, so naturally the
Genitorturers appealed to me.

NF: How has performing with The Genitorturers affected your own fetishes and
kinks?

Bizz- Why don’t you come over to my place and find out?


NF:  How many times a day does Gen beat you? … on average?

Bizz- We (the band) usually help Gen with the beatings. Having the option to NOT get beaten is actually one of the benefits of
being a member of the band. (laughs)

NF: What’s the one thing you’ve seen Gen perform on stage that makes you say “Hell No”?

Bizz- Poor, poor Bitch Boy. The guy got a giant dildo BRUTALLY RAMMED rubber-balls-deep into his wee Irish asshole
while performing onstage, without lubrication or warning. That had to hurt.

NF: What’s the oddest gift you’ve received from a fan?

Bizz- Breast milk. Not once, but TWICE on the same tour, by two different girls. What are the odds?

NF:  If a fan brought you a care package on the road, what are some things you would find in there that would be what you
really needed?

Bizz- Kung-Fu movies, anime, Gin, Tonic water, a hair stylist, Marie Frazier, black crew socks (I throw my sweaty socks
under the bus every night after the gig, for some lucky bastard to find and make gloves out of 'em. See? I’m a thoughtful
person)!

NF: You’ve toured some of the largest countries in the world with The Genitorturers, each of them with varying viewpoints
on sexuality. Which country do you feel has had the greatest response to The Genitorturers? Also, which country do you feel
is the most open/conservative about sex and fetish?

Bizz- A sasquatch. Huh?

























feel it will be a problem. Here’s an alternative answer for this section: It pissed me off when they arrested Paul Rubens for
masturbating in an adult theater. Personally, I don’t go theaters to do my business, but still… They should have left the guy alone,
those Nazis!!! Masturbation is what those porn theaters are here for. The poor guy was probably just trying to clear his mind. It’s
hard to stay focused when your planets are full of sploodge.

NF:  If you had a sum of money to be given to any charity, which charity would that be and why?

Bizz- I’d give to the Shriners hospital. They help handicapped children who can’t afford medical attention.

NF: What have you learned by being in the music business, that you would tell other musicians just getting started?

Bizz- Graduate high school. I can’t imagine how hard my life would have been without at least a high school diploma. It’s
been hard enough as it is. However, don’t give up on your dream. I’ve not regretted my decision to pursue my career as a
professional musician, even though it’s been a long, hard rod…err…ROAD. If things don’t work out by the time you hit 40,
you can always further your education by going to a university or a technical institute and hook up with some hot young
college girls in the process. Yeah, that sounds like a great retirement plan. I’ll see ya there!



NF: RAPID FIRE

Bizz-Liquid Latex or Rubber? both
Polyamory or Monogamy? Been there and been there. They both have their pros and cons.
Blood or Semen? Ew. I just pictured the two of them mixed together like ketchup and mayonnaise.
Piercing or Tattoo? Piercing
Cleavage or Ass Crack? Of the two, I prefer cleavage, but if you were to give me the option, I'd say ROAST BEEF
CURTAINS.
NF:  What is your personal opinion regarding the Bush administration?

Bizz- Politics? Ummm…
I think we have some of the most sexual names in the history of our government.
Bush, Dick, Colon… D’OH!

NF: What is the last news you heard that pissed you off the most?

Bizz- Well, this isn’t news, but it did piss me off.  I opened my mailbox one
day to find AOL software called AOL Black Voices. The cover has black men,
women and children on it. It says “An AOL created with you in mind”. It’s
the most RACIST thing EVER, but it’s disguised as a “good” thing. It’s
like AOL is saying “if you’re black, you’re different from everyone else.
You need your own SPECIAL software”. All they are doing is suggesting
separation of race. That’s promoting segregation. It’s racism, but nobody
seems to see it. I’m not an activist, but damn…

Imagine if they were to make a water fountain with pictures of white
people on it, and called it “the White Fountain”? Upon holding down the
button for a drink, it would play rock music or some other stereotypical
white people music. Wouldn’t that be fucked up? It’s the same damn thing!

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