
| Ozzy Osborne and Rob Zombie, Salt Lake City, Utah - Written By Stephanie |


Three days after having a 3" lump removed from my neck, Ashley and I hurried ourselves to the Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne concert – for what was surely going to be the greatest concert pairing ever. Yep. I'm that hardcore. We made our way towards the venue, The West Valley City E-Center, through the miles of streaming red brake lights to find a place to park. Once inside, we grabbed our tickets from Will Call and walked right past a security guard railing as the guard was busy chatting away with someone else. Never even noticed. Kind of pissed me off knowing I didn't really even have to buy tickets. Thanks E-Center security! As we tried to shuffle our way through the crowd, I realized that I haven't really yet found a venue that I like 100%. I take everything in, of course, including sound quality, parking, security, etc. Maybe when I get industrious enough ( i.e. motivated), I will create a venue rating chart so that you're prepared should you ever come see a show in Salt Lake City, UT. Anyway, here's what I hate about The E-Center: upon entering the venue, you have to take an immediate right to go up the first flight of stairs to GA and Lower Bowl seating. When I say immediate right, I mean there's about 12 feet from the doorway to the wall in front of you, so you have this aisle to make your way to the staircase. The E-Center thought this would be a perfect place to set up the line for wristbands for beer drinkers AND the merch tables. It suddenly became clear why the crowd was so thick when we realized that everyone from the sold-out show was trying to stuff themselves through the passageway while stopping for a beer wristband and merch. Well done, E-Center, well done. The next thing I hate about The E-Center is the sound. The acoustics are terrible, too high, with resonating bad sound that leaves your ears ringing after the first note is played. Ear plugs are a must just for the safety of retaining any hearing capabilities after the night is through. But I digress… main entrance and waited in a thicket of people for my purchases. Which brings us back to my horrible experience at The E-Center once again… There were 5 people working the merch tables, a total of 7 plastic barricades and a number of tables in a row. There were a couple hundred of us and the crowd was beginning to get restless, anxious to see Ozzy's opening number. The more and more evil the crowd became, the harder it was for me to maintain my inner monologue. When a black girl made a comment about how she wasn't being helped because of her skin color – that's when I finally snapped. A verbal fight ensued as I pointed out how many merch people there were versus how many of us and it was starting to get ugly when finally the girl was helped so we could enjoy the rest of our queue in quiet peace. The opening chords of Ozzy's band opened up and the crowd lessened. By the time I got up there, they were sold out of hoodies and most shirts in my size. I settled for my 6 th choice on Ozzy shirts and was able to get my first choice for the Rob Zombie shirt. When I made it back to the rafters, it was like the crowd had completely changed into the raving psychopaths that are Ozzy Osbourne fans. Bringing me to a third reason why I hate The E-Center: the law here states you can have two beers for the wristband. The E- Center interpretation of this is two beers at a time. By the time I made my way to my seat, you wouldn't have been able to discern my sweaty ass from a beer puddle on the cement stairs. The crowd was going nuts to what I think was Ozzy's fourth song in the set. He was singing "Not Going Away", one of my favorite songs off of his new album, Black Rain. I love watching Ozzy perform. Regardless of which clueless expression he wears the majority of his personal life, there is no denying that The Prince of Darkness' true home is on stage and before a crowd of screaming fans. He loves them and we love him back. He turns into a child again, grinning from ear to ear and hopping about on stage. The man may be aging, but the songs may as well be fresh off the printer as he continues to carry them with strength. That being said, about 5 or 6 songs in to it and the Ozz Man needed a break. Enter Zakk Wylde. I'd like to preface my bit on Zakk Wylde by saying I've seen a few guitar solos in my concert-going history. Hell, I just saw a nice one an hour ago. However, I have never endured such a long solo in my life. Not even going through a Zeppelin DVD. Remember how I mentioned the terrible acoustics at The E-Center? They're even worse when it's just one instrument and a squealing guitar to boot. Zakk's fans went mad and were hanging over the balcony, screaming, whooping and hollering – the beer bringing out their inner redneck. Drunken 20-something's were yelling at us to stand up and give our props to the guitar icon playing below. All I could focus on was the intense pain in my head and ears. This went on for fifteen minutes. Yes, you read that correctly. FIFTEEN. AGONIZING. MINUTES. At one point I turned to Ashley and typed out on my cell phone "Last time I checked, it was Ozzy's name on the bill". She nodded in agreement because we were both in pain. The ruckus and the scream of the guitar nearly ended us, but the worse was yet to come as Zakk Wylde proudly screeched out the Star-Spangled Banner in near-Hendrix fashion. I'm not so sure what is so Rock n' Roll about the national anthem, especially when the star of the show is British, but it nearly caused a riot amongst the drunken, die hard fans. Cups of beer were launched over the balconies to create alcoholic streamers of appreciation. Fists were held high and I swear to God I saw an Hispanic biker with tears in his eyes. It was too much and I wanted to go home. We waited for Ozzy to come back onstage and when he began singing, my ears couldn't even decipher what song he was singing. It was useless. Wylde killed whatever phenomenal effect Ozzy could have had in mind the rest of the evening. I was pissed. The bottom line is: if catching any of the shows on the remaining tour dates, bring ear plugs. If there are no ear plugs to be had, then for the love of music get out of the venue before Zakk hits the first note. Brilliant guitarist or not, the showboating ruined my concert experience. Should've taken that six flight walk for a smoke break. Maybe then I could have stayed longer. Let's also keep in mind that it was Wylde's performance which drove me to leave early. Not any amount of pain or discomfort from the surgery three days earlier. Just something to think about |
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