The Dilenquents Interview (Special guests: Sean Wolf from Wolf Law and Burkey from 91 pieces) Jaxxi D
NF/ Hey how are you all?
D/  We’re good thanks
NF/ How did you all meet?
J.NE/  Um, 1 day I was at school, and um I was doing a music
project on the blues and  then um outta' the blue I got Rich to put
some blues down and then the whole blue episode, and then it’s all
going crazy and then I have a blue house, and blue is the colour of
all that we do. But anyway I met Rich and I needed someone to help
me out with my blues and Rich was the first person I could think of
cos he could play guitar. Did you just spit on me? (asks Rich)
R/ (laughs)
J.NE/ Cut a long story short I needed some help and Rich was the
first person I asked cos um he knew something about guitar and it
turned out we were really good mates, so I was like woah you can
play guitar and you’re really good mates with me and thats fucking
crazy, so then we joined a band, and then we figured out we should
write some songs instead of just going crazy cos that weren’t
helping no-one, so we wrote some songs...
R/ We just made alot of noise
NF/Cool, so how would you describe your music to someone who
hasn’t heard it before?
J.NE/  Think toilet humour, but cut out the toilets and cut out
anything that’s funny about it..
R/  Nah I’d say it’s basically , it was always a reaction like,
we were always like when we 1st started out we were  soo pissed
off because all the shit bands you here in town were fucking emo
band..
S.W/  Wait how long ago was that?
R/   We’re talking 5 years ago
S.W/    This was when you were still bear-bumming it round town going woah..
R/  This is when Roy still had short hair, I’ve seen those photos.
S.W/ Roy had a crazy moustache going on and I was like what..
R/ Anyway we won’t talk about that, to cut a long story short it was a reaction to what we were dealing with at the time,  it’s
basically god music inspired by hate.
J.NE/ You kinda get a lot of shit off people, it’s like look mate, if you think I’m such a dick by the way I look, how bout I fucking will
be a dick and I’ll love it, because I’m not losing any battles im playing up to you calling me a dick, and I’m calling you a dick in the
process, there’s all kinda exchanges...
R/  This is the real deal, this actually is the real deal..
J.NE/  And the thing thats brilliant about the whole thing is to really embrace all this shit because if we embrace this shit like the
fucking arseholes who used to be arseholes to us kinda respect us for like doing what they wanted, it’s like you fucking don’t like it
when I listen to crazy arse music that you think is shit but now you do cos I’m like I fucking listen to crazy arse music that you think
is shit and they fuckin loved it, so there trying to shake my hand and I’m like get the fuck away from me ur’e still a dick.
NF/ See I never thought you talked at all but I’ve just changed my mind.
J.NE/    That’s ten beers later (laughs)
S.W/ So the answer to the 1st question is blue, and the 2nd answer is dick. (laughs)
NF/    Which venue would you like to play given the choice and why?
R/   Personally I love to play Seebie Jeebie they’ve got some sick shows there.
A/  I’d like to play Brixton Academy because it’s really small and you get hardly anyone there (laughs)
R/  Ah the Underworld aswell,
A/  No there’d be loads of people there
J.NE/   To put a foot on it (lifts up severed plastic foot and places it on paperwork)
NF/   He actually put a foot on it (laughs), So who is the joker in the band and what’s the best prank they have played?


















J.NE/  Hey it’s an interview I’m just carrying it on... To put a foot on it.
NF/ Who would you want to tour with and why?
R/    I’d love to take The Blues and The Tendons  from Bedford and stick us all out on the road, but that’s a slightly farfetched dream.
J.NE/  Talking big bands I’d like to tour with the Misfits.
R/    Alice Cooper would be sick man.
A/   I would love to tour with Nigel Lewis cos he’s shit.. nah that’s a lie
NF/  Burkey you put something in last time you gonna put anything in this time?
B/  Yo, Yo, Yo!!!!
NF/    Cool.  What goes through ya head before you go onstage?
R/  I am fucking drunk, (laughs)
J.NE/    Its like I sit backstage and I’ve just applied a weird arse amount of fucking line up my arsehole,  and I’m like ahhh shit, other
than that I’m like where the fuck has everyone gone? And they all wait for me to show up, and there onstage waiting for me, that
always happens.
A/  Under normal circumstances I normally think I can’t wait to get this out the way so I can get totally drunk.
R/ Yeh this guy here, (points at Adam) we’ve only jammed together 3 times and he’s done an amazing job. I mean we’ve played in
separate bands but ya know.. Oh can we just put on the record now check out The Hot Dead Rats!!
NF/  Onstage who comes up with all this sort of stuff (points at severed foot)
J.NE/  Yeah that’s my doing,
A/   From what I’ve seen previously its always been Jason, there’s always some sort of umbrella or trash can onstage
J.NE/  Yeah sometimes there’s and impaled head.
NF/   If you had the choice to play a show abroad where would it be and why?
R/   In Deutschland
NF/  Why?
R/      Also America,
R/     Amsterdam, I’d love to play in Holland I wonder why..(German conversations start)
NF/  What will the new fans get from seeing one of you shows live?
R/ Um covered in blood..
A/  There be so inspired they will never be able to live another day without listening to the delinquents because their awesome.
NF/  What’s your favourite song to play and why?
J.NE/   We’re gonna put a foot on it (moves severed foot)
R/  Personally I would say No way Religion.
A/   Anything hard and fast
R/   I think ladykillers as well.
NF/   What will we be seeing from you for the rest of this year?
J.NE/  Well not much in Bedford to be honest,
N.F/   Are you going further afield then?
J.NE/    Maybe some different towns
R/   I tell you what we are doing though, Boxing day this year, the Xmas party, it’s always the best show of the year..
NF/ Do you have something random you can leave us with?
J.NE/  I’d like to say don’t trust someone with a knife cos they’re probably stab you...I’m gonna go for a piss not in a toilet though..
NF/   Laughs thanks very much then.
The
Dilenquents
Interview
(Special guests:
Sean Wolf
from Wolf Law
and Burkey
from 91 pieces)
J.NE/ The best prank he played was when he turned up to a gig
and I was sat behind a drum kit going woah was going on and
Rich was like oh yeh I’m actually in full drag what’s going on..
R/  Don’t give me that you dick..Shut up you fuck, we both
turned up onstage in drag and if you don’t believe me check us
out later, cos there’s gonna be some fucking fishnets, and drag n
shit.
J.NE/ It weren’t even funny really it was like mate don’t wear a
dress.
A/  For the record I’ve only um, ... this is the 1st time we’ve
played altogether.
R/   Well the 2nd time with Jason.
J.NE/ So what’s the favourite thing you can interview about to
anyone?
NF/ Your asking us now...